- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to be a dick.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to shape shift into water

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

to do nothing

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to not exercise.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to fly but only in your room

to die when you are happy

Every time you clap some one dies

Pointless Super Powers