The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!