The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!