- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

the power to not have super powers...

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

The power to look like yourself

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The ability to not live forever

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to elect George W Bush.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

Pointless Super Powers