The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!