The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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Justin Bieber

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!