the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The ability to jump

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!