The ability to jump

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to die and not come back to life.

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to stop existing.

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to see where light is not present.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to drain people's phone battery

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!