- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to reed a platypus mind.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the power to morph into yourself

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to smell any point in time

The power to smell people's moods

The power of learning

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

Pointless Super Powers