The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the power of the succulent game

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!