- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

+86

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

+86

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

+84

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

+84

The power to find spare change in the sofa

+80

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

+78

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

+78

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

+78

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control paprika with your mind

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to be powerless

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength