- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

the power to time travel to the present

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to see through glass

the power to fire my lazer

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to smell like ham

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to talk without a tongue

The super power to shine in daylight

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The power to lick anything except pussy.

Pointless Super Powers