- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not have any power at all

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

yo mama

the power to become translucent

the power to enter a coma.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to be powerless

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power of exploding when you think.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to not have a superpower

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to sharpen a pen

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the power to get sick

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

the power to walk on land.

Pointless Super Powers