power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!