Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to not see anything

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!