The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to smell like ham

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to become powerless

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to not see anything

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!