- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to be an idiot.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to burn the sun.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

the power to create a meme

the power to time travel to the present

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to see through glass

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

the power to fire my lazer

Pointless Super Powers