the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to die

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!