- Pointless Super Powers

Read fortune cookies without opening them

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

the power to turn wine into water.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to take huge shits at will.

the power to not finish your

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to become a laptop forever!

the power to hovertate

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to pee any color

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the power to become demented

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

ability to run very fast forever

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power of learning

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!