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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.
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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will
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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge
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The power to journey into the future of the past.
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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.
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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese
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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.
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The ability to be heard in space
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The power to finish anyone's sentience.
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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing
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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.
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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress
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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors
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the power of mind controlling...yourself
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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.
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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.
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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.
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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.
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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.
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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years
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The power to find the droid you're looking for.
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The power to shape-shift only into a human
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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.
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The ability to pass out at will.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!