The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!