- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get married

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to poo without wiping.

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The capability to draw penises very well

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to die

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to release the bogus

Pointless Super Powers