The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to poo.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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the power to fail at life

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to create another human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!