The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!