Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to die on the spot

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to block your own powers

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!