the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to smell like ham

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!