- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to poo.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

Pointless Super Powers