The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to make everything worse

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to die

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!