The power to make coma patients bark.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!