The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to like this post

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!