The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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make youself dumb

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!