The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to get sick

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to see through glass walls.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!