- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to not have any power at all

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to make everything worse

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

the power to become translucent

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power of exploding when you think.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

Pointless Super Powers