- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

+86

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

+86

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

+86

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

+82

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

+82

the power to disappear up your own asshole

+82

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

+80

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

+78

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to talk in Wingdings.

the power to see stuff

the power to control nothing

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to poo without wiping.

The power of 12% levetation

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.