- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to smell any point in time

The power to smell people's moods

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

Power to give birth through your penis.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to burn the sun.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

the power to turn food into shit

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

Pointless Super Powers