The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Nope. Just nope.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to be blind

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power of love

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The power to read the terms of service.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!