- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to kill yourself.

power to age faster

to make your bowel work backwards

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

to zap people but only yourself

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power to turn into a tree.

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

Feeling people's depression.

The ability to jump

Pointless Super Powers