The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to die

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to poo.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The ability to jump

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to fail at life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!