- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop existing.

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to make coma patients bark.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

the power to morph into yourself

The power to murder rocks.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

Pointless Super Powers