- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to drain people's phone battery

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to reed a platypus mind.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

Nope. Just nope.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

Pointless Super Powers