the power to fail at life

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to create another human

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!