- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to burn the sun.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to make remotes invisible

Pointless Super Powers