- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to make it impossible to have powers

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to die

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to poo.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

Pointless Super Powers