the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to not have any power at all

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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the power to see stuff

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!