The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to run in slow motion

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!