- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to stop existing.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to take a crap.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

Pointless Super Powers