- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell a fart upwind.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

the power to spell words wrong

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

the power to have a pointless superpower

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to stop existing.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to fart on a plane.

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

Pointless Super Powers