the power to die

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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Aweonao

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!