the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to die

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to poo.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to make remotes invisible

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The ability to jump

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!