The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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yo mama

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The ability to go to hell.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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power to age faster

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!