- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to have no power at all

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

the power to any ugly person love you.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to die

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to poo.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

Pointless Super Powers