- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power of love

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

the power to do nothing

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to die at will

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

power to have no power at all

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to die

Pointless Super Powers