The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to have no superpower

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to die at will

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The power to be missed when present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!