The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!