- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power of 12% levetation

Liam Brudenell

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

the power to get sick

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

Pointless Super Powers