- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to be stupid reading this.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

the power to turn food into shit

the power to walk on land.

The power to die

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

Pointless Super Powers