the power to become translucent

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The power of 12% levetation

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the power to enter a coma.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!